bad enough,
i watched “bird box” a couple days ago.
i thought i’d have to use my sex blindfold.
last night,
something straight out of all the alien invasion movies happened in new yawk.
so i was laying on my bed…
i was legit looking up at the ceiling,
trying to figure out what i was gonna eat for dinner.
“tired”.
i was tired af and didn’t want to move.
suddenly,
the lights in my crib started to surge.
i thought i had too much shit on so i closed my laptop.
i know.
i know.
“brilliant decision making”.
when i looked up at my window,
i noticed it was brighter than usual outside.
it was like 9 something ,
and it gets dark by damn near 430,
so i knew something was “off”.
as soon as i looked outside,
i saw the sky was this light blue color and was vibrating.
first thought:
“they’re here.”
by “they’re”,
i meant the aliens had arrived and was causing ruckus in time square.
i knew it wasn’t gonna be thanos.
the sky woulda been purple and i’d be a dust bunny.
realistically,
i was shook af.
my fridge was not stocked for no alien take over.
i didn’t want to be one of those outside,
with a bat,
trying to fight my way into a bodega for a bottle of water either.
alas,
it was an explosion at a con ed in queens.
Did something just happen at Con Edison? All the lights went out and then came back and there is a blue light and smoke where the grid is in Astoria. pic.twitter.com/jOKH2d3AzJ
— Frederick Joseph (@FredTJoseph) December 28, 2018
Con Ed is blowing up in Astoria!! #astoria #conedison pic.twitter.com/fWSDdDnK2c
— Christopher N. Okada (@ChrisOkada) December 28, 2018
9:12pm NYC – what’s this bright light? Been like this for a few minutes pic.twitter.com/DxFMEmZsoG
— Darwin Yamamoto (@getdarwin) December 28, 2018
i’m glad all of my new yawk foxhole is safe.
no blind folds or alien probing for today.
I was legit scared when I saw that damn light! I was running through my house screaming “WTF IS THAT!”
Isn’t Bird Box like that movie The Happening…? The Happening was highly irritating me during its runtime.
Bruhhhhh lemme tell u.
I had just snuck my pineapple into my room last night and we was about to lay down and then I saw that bright ass light. I dead thought Jesus was comin back for real. I was gonna tell him i don’t think this is a good idea lmfaooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that was really some Bird Box ish last night.
^LMAO!!!!!!!
like,
i’ll have to learn all kind of new shit to survive in these forests now.
it’s already hard enough and now we gonna have to deal with aliens too lol