i’m kinda ready for the alien invasion.
i mean,
i’d prefer that than:

imagine being on some hippolyta from “lovecraft country” shit?
they come and tell us some of us can move to mars.

“BYE!” – says me.

earth is becoming way too ghetto and below the poverty line for me.

it seems like the aliens have already touched down upon us.
the alleged video of this news journalist tho…

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bad enough,
i watched “bird box” a couple days ago.
i thought i’d have to use my sex blindfold.
last night,
something straight out of all the alien invasion movies happened in new yawk.
so i was laying on my bed…

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