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are real ass whores are not selling?

i saw that city girls came out with a new album the other day.
raw which i read allegedly meant “real ass whores”.
i can’t confirm or deny but its pretty on-brand for them.
i didn’t even need to get a review of the content to know.

“My vagina is top tier.”
“My vagina got your man.”
“My vagina gets money.”
“My vagina twerks for your man and gets his money.”

same ol; same ol in coochie music.
i guess you all had the same feelings cause…

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nicki and cardi’s huzzbands have entered the group chat we are forced to be in

i love nicki’s music.
i love cardi’s charisma.
i’ll still listen to pink print 2 and whatever cardi has coming up.
i’m gonna keep it 110 because the truth is in between these two:

Nicki and Cardi are both equally annoying as of late.

you couldn’t tell me weaves wasn’t gonna be flying at the vmas this year.
i just knew they were gonna fight on stage.
~~it would have taken my rating of the show from c+ to b.~~
since that day,
they sure are going about their beef like passive-aggressive karens.
these two are from new yawk so i’m confused about this behavior.
well,
i see the end is probably going to be near…

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Protected: this is what would help mike mann’s mental health?

I NEED YOU TO STOP FEELING SAD ON VALENTINE’S DAY

today,
valentine’s day,
is the only day some people feel loved in their relationships.
the wife who is used to abuse might not get punched in the face.
the boyfriend whose girlfriend hates him might get affection.
all the cheaters will buy their gifts and take the selfie.
valentine’s day makes people forget about their real shit.
i guess it’s a good thing,
right?…

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you can’t sit at my table because you aren’t as good as me

the popular table.
it’s filled with the fine and the (mildy) fascinating.
they take pride in being “the cool kids” while looking down from their high horses.
they cast shame on those who “can’t sit with us“.
nothing has really changed since high school.
you dare want to sit at this table?
well you gotta have one (if not more) of these things:

Clout
Good looks
Fly style
Money
Not be Opps
Social media following

when one of the leaders of this table deems you as worthy,
only then will you be let into their realm.
you’ll join the group chat and hear all the gossip,
along with all their bts fucked up issues.
as someone who has sat at popular tables and hung with cool kids,
i’m here to font..

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you thought lil tay and jd blackstone were done fighting? nope, that’s not over.

lil tay,
fame,
and rico pruitt.
three onlyfans stars who are beefin with jd blackstone,
another onlyfans star.
how old are these folks?
serious question.
if these three stop being friends,
this is gonna be a showdown of epic proportion.
so more fighting everyone!
this time,
it’s outside someone’s apartment.
this was jd and lil tay on ig live: