remember after the rih and chris brown debacle,
chris brown defenders were all like:

“THE TRUTH IS GOING TO COME OUT ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED IN THAT CAR!”

i always asked if they were in the trunk and i was met with silence and grimaces.
i love playing devil’s advocate with these hoes.
the next week or month after the incident,
he throws a chair through a window at gma and i’m met with:

“They were picking on him and they made him angry asking him questions!”

i concluded there are a lot of simple bitches out here.
so i saw today that in megan and tory debacle,
kelsey nicole who was the best friend of megan and full blown attentionista,
is going to “speak” on some podcast:

Kelsey Nicole Harris, Megan Thee Stallion’s ex best friend and one of the key witnesses in the Tory Lanez trial, is sitting down for her first interview since the entire ordeal.

????: @Thedanzaproject pic.twitter.com/2DPazmJHpy

— Mílagro (@MobzWorld) February 28, 2024

not this dateline exclusive podcast.
and i think many of us are collectively here to let kelsey know…

i like this new song from jlo,
“can’t get enough“.
i listened to it on repeat yesterday because in that moment,
it was something that made me happy.
i choose to overindulge in anything that makes me happy.
message?
the beat sounded really good in my headphones too.
i don’t know but i was into it.
i watched the video and i found myself annoyed with jlo…

i saw that city girls came out with a new album the other day.
raw which i read allegedly meant “real ass whores”.
i can’t confirm or deny but its pretty on-brand for them.
i didn’t even need to get a review of the content to know.

“My vagina is top tier.”
“My vagina got your man.”
“My vagina gets money.”
“My vagina twerks for your man and gets his money.”

same ol; same ol in coochie music.
i guess you all had the same feelings cause…

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i love nicki’s music.
i love cardi’s charisma.
i’ll still listen to pink print 2 and whatever cardi has coming up.
i’m gonna keep it 110 because the truth is in between these two:

Nicki and Cardi are both equally annoying as of late.

you couldn’t tell me weaves wasn’t gonna be flying at the vmas this year.
i just knew they were gonna fight on stage.
it would have taken my rating of the show from c+ to b.
since that day,
they sure are going about their beef like passive-aggressive karens.
these two are from new yawk so i’m confused about this behavior.
well,
i see the end is probably going to be near…

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today,
valentine’s day,
is the only day some people feel loved in their relationships.
the wife who is used to abuse might not get punched in the face.
the boyfriend whose girlfriend hates him might get affection.
all the cheaters will buy their gifts and take the selfie.
valentine’s day makes people forget about their real shit.
i guess it’s a good thing,
right?…

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