there’s some hoes in this box (they want his hose in their box)

There is something sexy about someone in a relationship.

when you look like jon the barber

…you become even sexier.

jon has recently gotten into a relationship with an equally sexy partner


but had to tell some of ya’ll to chill TF out

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did andrew schulz fly too close to the comedic sun?

…and I JUST told someone before this happened I thought he was attractive.
Ugh.
I hate when people ruin their attractiveness with foolishness.

late one night,
while tumbling down a rabbit hole of black historical horrors,
i found myself revisiting the disturbing practice of “buck breaking”.

as you know,
or didn’t,
but it was a vile tactic used during slavery.
it was where male slaves were raped by their masters for dominance and emasculation.

fast forward to today,
comedian jackal,

andrew schultz made headlines for what he wanted to do to kendrick lamar.
after kendrick called him out in “
wacced out muralsby saying:

“Don’t let no white comedian talk about no Black woman,
that’s law.”

andrew went full

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when dirty hands leave stains

My grandmother always said,
“Bad association spoils useful habits.”

as a young fox,
i rolled my eyes because i was desperate to belong.
as a grown fox with many experiences of betrayal under his fur?
it turns out that Gran was right.
enter the jay and diddy alleged debacle

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and i’d totally let him assassinate my…

The hunt is officially on.

first off,
i ain’t never seen no one send condolences over a public death.
second of all,
the cryptic breadcrumbs this gotham villain left behind.
the bullets were alleged engraved with “deny,”
“defend,”

and “depose”.
check this ( x marks the fox of the title of that book ).

lastly,
they dropped the alleged photos of our mysterious anti-hero…

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great balls of grease fire!

Panic has a funny way of turning even the smartest among us into complete disasters.

it’s kind of like how those clueless white vixens,
who always run…

when fear takes over,
you’re stuck in fight,
flight,

or freeze mode.

If there’s a fire on your stove,
freezing isn’t exactly a winning strategy.

case in point of what was on my elon swamp timeline….

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so he allegedly abuses vixens, is gay for pay, and addicted to coke?

Thanksgiving might be over but my inbox got stuffed with scandal.

this latest drop from an F-BI is hotter than your leftover mac and cheese.
well,
it’s going on 4 days.
you better freeze or throw them out.

a F-BI sent me the following:

*turns the microwave on 2 minutes*
so according to this drop

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