if jesus walked on earth,
i think he would look like ( x omarion ryan ) and have a gym membership.
it would give us a good reason to get down on your knees right?
okay.
i’ll pour the gasoline on my draws now.

lowkey: the things i would do to a wolf with this body.
shiiiiiiiiidddddddd….
i think he would break up with me for being too sexual.

*photo credited to omarion ryan

its no secret king james has to work his ass off to achieve that body.
the wonderful mountain of wolf that he is.
i saw a commercial with him getting his fitness on for beats by dre and well…
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so you know i like to shout out the fine and the fashionable.
sometimes both.
i’m sure you remember this wolf?
uh yes you do silly.
when i posted about him,
he had a lot of fur on his head.
bad clue?
okay fine…
this may jog (literally) your memory…
Continue reading “The Fine and The Fashionable Maven” →

so you all know herbanisto wolf,
chadoy leon aka theprolover.
check the archives.
anyhoo he looks good from the side…
Continue reading “Front, Side, and Back (The Joint)” →

frank ocean has been working out.
can ‘t you tell?
i guess a weight room is where he been hiding out at.
well a vix-bi alerted me to his new meat that he posted and deleted on his tumblr.
captioned: “shout out to the selfie god”.
dare i say…
is that…
is that a print?
i see you frankie.
uh huh.
got an album to sell huh?

follow frank on his tumblr: here

i thought morris chestnut was the finest thing in the best man.
he played a typical baller wolf who had changed his ways once he met his fiance.
you know how much that turned me on!!!???
ugh.
well morris really let himself go.
his lips went from pink to “oh you smoke now obviously”.
checking for him not.
well he in the upcoming sequel of the best man called “best man holiday”.
morris did some working out and lost 30lbs for the role.
like so:

the end result landed in november muscle and performance magazine.
well…

Continue reading “Morris Chestnut Gets The Best of Us Again” →