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lebron james needs to be in the espn body issue (period)

why hasn’t lebron james been in the espn body issue?
he is the body issue.
all those issues,
and he hasn’t graced the pages to bless us with the meats.

he posted a video of him working out for “space jam 2” on his stories and well…

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cardi b doesn’t have time to do the essentials for her career

Cardi B is #BOOKED

does she even perform?
cardi grew on me,
but she says things that are truly bizarre.
she said in a recent ig live:

“I hate canceling shows because I love money. I’m a money addict. And I get paid a lot of money, a lot of money for these shows. A lot of money. I’m canceling millions of dollars in shows, but health is wealth so I have to do what I have to do.”

…but in the next breath,
she said this about her work out regiment via “complex“…

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tremaine gives us “print leakage” with a side of new music? (how dat sound?)

so tremaine is about to come hard.
that sounds very promising.
seriously tho,
new music seems to be in the forecast.
you know i enjoyed tf out of his last album,
“tremaine”.
i have this thing for concept albums.
see: marina and the diamonds, “electra heart”.
well when tremaine starts to work out heavy

you know an era is on the way.
this recent work out video with the crotch action tho…
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king james gets his butt in the gym (hump day happenings)

as you know,
or don’t,
but king james is about to dominate in la next season.
he is a laker now and shit might just get ugly.
bye cleveland.
 i don’t care what anyone tells me,
but king james has one of the best nba bawdies in the league.
a foxholer sent me videos of him working out recently.
this was the first (hump day happy)…
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x Drake is Working on His Fitness (We A Witness)

OwInwqethat looks like his “beat it up good” face.
drake
is determined to give us a nice wolfie body this summer.
shirtless in some videos?
well i’ll allow it.

picture spotted: instagram

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Oh Jesus! (Oh Its Just Omarion Ryan)

Screen Shot 2014-12-27 at 12.18.57 PMif jesus walked on earth,
i think he would look like ( x omarion ryan ) and have a gym membership.
it would give us a good reason to get down on your knees right?
okay.
i’ll pour the gasoline on my draws now.

lowkey: the things i would do to a wolf with this body.
shiiiiiiiiidddddddd….
i think he would break up with me for being too sexual.

*photo credited to omarion ryan