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i’m gonna think you’re gay if you hold a banana

it’s hard to be a straight black wolf.
sometimes,
even a gay one.

anything you do can have your masculinity questioned.
from the clothes you wear,
the music you like,
and even the food you eat.
a foxholer just sent this snippet from wiz khalifa on “the breakfast club”.
even tho we have to question his decision making,
this is what he had to imply about eating bananas…
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They Had To Dig In Ye Azz Cheeks Today

CZwXdtmWAAIy943sometimes when an animal ‘ack up,
you gotta remind them exactly who you are.
now i’m not saying go around and use things as blackmail.
no.
i’m saying when someone who knows you wants to get buck,
or finds themselves trying to call you out over pettiness,
you gotta remind them of their secrets.
just a hint.
something tiny that will make them shut the entire fuck up.
well this is what happened today.
lets rewind,
shall we?
so kanye changed his album title from “swish” to “waves”.
if the album is anything like the last,
he should name it “POLF”.
wiz khalifia thought it was disrespect because max b,
a harlem rapper currently in prison,
started the “wave” movement out in harlem.
wiz tweeted this:

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ye,
who thought “kk” was a shot as “kim kardashain”,
went the FUCK off.
a foxholer sent me a collection of all the tweets…
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Amber Rose: Single and Ready to Mingle?

Screen Shot 2014-09-24 at 9.21.46 PMi like amber rose.
i always have.
it’s a shame that wiz and her didn’t work out.
i thought they were made for each other,
but i guess i was wrong.
shame.
i hear she is allegedly dealing with nick cannon now.
i’m sure its the money because he is unforgivably corny…
 her phone is probably blown the f up now that she single.
baller wolves,
rapper wolves,
r&b singers,
the wolf she met a walmart the other day…

 i had to wonder would she ever meet another “husband” tho?
or a bunch of pineapples who want to fuck?

lets not act like her pussy is not up for the highest bidder.
right or wrong?
i guess we’ll see how this plays out.

pictures and videos taken: instagram

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A Picture That Is Worth A Thousand Questions

pictureworthlooking at this pic,
one would assume it was three vixens,
right?
a shapely one,
a youngin’,
a skinny chick.
well you WRONG!
tell em what is really going on, bob…
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White People Said Black People Aint Having NOTHING

Screen Shot 2013-09-28 at 2.57.39 PM white people took r&b and now they takin’ ratchet.
lol.
an f-bi just sent me this video for “23”.
starring our overly ratchet white step sister,
miley cyrus,
her new boo mike will made it,
juicy j,
and wiz khalifa….
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Kanye West Is Going To Make Miley Cyrus A Black Skinhead (Her Dream?)

MILEYYEjust when i had an solid idea kanye lost his mind…
kanye and twerk team cyrus are allegedly teaming up for the remix of black skinheads.
i have no words…

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