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The “Weird AF”-ness That Is Cam Newton

can we talk about cam newton’s status messages on ig?
how long does it take him to write that computer coded language?
shit looks like it will give my phone a virus.
even though i think cam newton is sexy,
he is also weird af.
he is so weird that his outfits work,
even if they are paired in the most disjointed way possible.
everyone has been trying to crack the code,
literally,
of his recent status message
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