ugh

ya’ll ate up all the popeyes chicken sandwiches for the rest of us

foxhole…

Ya’ll turnt TF up so hard,
Popeyes had to issue a statement about the chicken sandwich

all the fighting and temper tantrums got us to this point.
this is what they had to say on twitter…

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that one time i met a celeb and my skin exploded

we all have something that doesn’t work when we need it to.
it could be:

weight.
your bawdy KNOW you got that event to go to,
but suddenly,
something don’t fit when it should.

health.
you can’t call out of work,
but that one time you need to be healthy,
you on your death bed.

sex.
you was trying to drop the whole dick off in someone,
but the one time you was trying to show tf out,
the dick ain’t getting hard

for me,
it could be some of that,
but my skin loves to explode with acne at the wrong time.
like today…

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i was ready to put my whole mouth around it (but i got curved)

i had every intention of getting up to do laundry today.
every.
intention.
instead i woke up and was all wrapped up in good “fuck it“.
i decided to head to target for some household shit,
but i used that as an excuse to do something else.
foxhole…

insert dramatic music

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“they’ll” call the police on you if your dog isn’t on a leash

i wonder what would happen if…

…minorities started calling the police on white folks every chance we got?

that is a question i keep asking myself.
well ^that white she-jackal is being added to the growing list of “idiots”.
she wanted to call the police on a a minority without their dog on a leash.
this is what went down via “raw story“…

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