don’t swallow because his sperm might have the rona

…ed?
there is only one person i’d risk my social distancing for.

if this wolf i crush heavy on hit me and said he wanted to fuck me senseless,
i’d welcome him with open arms,
legs,
and mouth lickety-muthafuckin-split.
other than that,
i’m not even trying to deal with anyone new.
its no secret that folks are sneaking out to fuck during the rona.
well it seems the rona could be spread through sexual intercourse now.
yup.
this is what a foxholer sent me…

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i’m not suckin’ your d*ck like you use to

i’ve been meditating,
taking my cbd oil,
and trying to get my life in order through therapy.
i’m trying to be a zen place as of late,
but comments like ^that really fuckin’ annoy me.
i usually ignore shit like this,
but i felt inclinded to respond…

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(no) good news

ya know,
one thing i’m learning but still fuck up with…

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UGH.

im getting so aggravated.
are you yet?…
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this is what you tweet after he beat your shit up last night

social media always brings out the best in the attentionistos and nistas.
it’s a place where we can do/say things that will causes controversy,
but end up apologizing when a good dragging commences.
i hate,
hate,
hate,
when i follow someone who i think is interesting and they turn out to be ignorant.
it’s those first few tweets.
like,
i see all your shit and then i’m hit with utter nonsense.
so i started following this vixen she-jackal because i liked her commentary.
oomf retweeted something she posted and i was interested in her timeline.
she seemed like the type to speak her mind so i was like cool.
well she posted and deleted this today…

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this mercury retrograde tho… (that’s all i got)

so the mercury retrograde is finally over.
this one was in scorpio.
i never hated scorpio so much.
for those who don’t know what the mercury retrograde is,
well via “horoscope.com“…

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