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Look At Our Fearless Leader In Action During A Tragedy!

before i start this,
i want to send my condolences to the families of all the victims in the capital gazette shooting in maryland today.
another senseless tragedy that is becoming way too familiar.
so our fearless leader was asked to comment on what happened.
this is what he had to say…
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Did Kim Kardashian Just Show All Our Favs How It’s Done?

kim kardashian showed us,
didn’t she?
i guess that boredom of hers led to great things.
so remember when she went to the white house last week?
she went to get alice marie johnson freed from prison.
well in a weird twist of fate,
it looks like trump granted her request.
this is what “reuters” had to say…
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Kim Kardashian Is What The Attentionistos Want To Be, But Can’t

i was legit waiting for a pig to fly across my skyline today.
when i woke up and saw the following,
i had to wonder if i was dreaming.
kim kardashian.
going to the white house.
discussing prison reform with tang.
i had to wonder if i was in another dimension or something.
alas it happened today and it was NOT a joke…
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Chance The Rapper Gets The Wrong Kind of Shout Out Yesterday

this is the moment that i said out loud “sit down chance”.
chance the rapper gave us a teachable moment yesterday.
when you want to help a lost one from going to the dark side,
but you should really be minding your damn business,
because now look what “had” happened…
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Majorie Harvey Needs Ya’ll Ratings For Steve Harvey To Pay The Upkeep

this picture can be summed up in one word.

REGRET

it’s written all over his face.
he shoulda knew that was a bad idea,
but some love to learn the hard way.
steve harvey thought he was doing something.
welp,
he did something alright.
he is allegedly losing fans over his trump meeting last year.
this is what a foxholer sent me from “the daily mail”…
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TRUMP’S YOUR PRESIDENT! SO GET OVER IT! (HE-YA-HE-YA-HE-YA PRESIDENT!)

i have seen some raccoons thirst for hd approval,
but this is absolutely ridiculous.
so eminem,
one of my fav lyricists,
ripped trump a new one during a cypher at the ’17 bet awards.

i don’t know if i like this beard on em.
either way.
it didn’t stop “the old em/slim shady” from making an appearance.
well two trump-pets,
by the names of “diamond and silk”,
took offense to em’s verse.
they decided to band together for a diss track…