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trump has access to our phones now?

i can tell you what i was doing when ^that alert came in…
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a lesson in how to save your tail in the workplace (taught by omarosa?)

i’m starting to think omarosa went into that white house with a plan.
she didn’t go in there trying to play nice.
not with the following allegations about how much tapes she has.
you won’t even believe it via “the huffington post”…
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the founder of “twinks4trump” lost his job and needs your help finding another

“twinks4trump”?
was there “bottoms4barack”?
“bollocks4bush”?
“cock4clinton”?
i kid.
well everyone meet trump stan,
lucian wintrich.
he looks like an “andrew cunanan” doppleganger…

…but is actuallythe founder of “twinks 4trump”,
which showed young gay twinks in support for”the orange one”.
don’t even get me started.
because of this,
he got access into the white house with an official press pass.
i’m sure you’re already thinking what i’m thinking.
well that was recently taken away and “pink news” fonted why…
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omarosa is that “dog” who is pooping on your shoe trump

that’s it trump…
walk into her trap…
slowly now…
so trump has finally opened his fingers to respond to omarosa.
where?
you know he sends all his press releases to his personal twitter.
this is what he had to font about omarosa…
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some of these black males love when trump tops them (looking at you john gray)

they just looooovvvveeeee being on the bottom eh?
i hope i never fall for this kind of voodoo.
it’s the type that will have your tail out here looking CRAZY.
a dick can really have you looking wild crazy.
pastor john gray is looking that way in my eyes.
so he went to the white house to discuss prison reform with trump.
this is what he had to say after…
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DOES THIS GET EVERYONE’S ATTENTION?!!?!?

so i’m up last night,
playing ps4 with some friends around 1am,
and decided to randomly check ( x my twitter ) on random.
you know how twitter has that new feature called:
“in case you missed it”?
well the following was the first thing that popped up on my tl.
it was a cap locked word vomit from our fearless leader.
this is what it said…
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