the “boring one” gets a storyline?
so kourtney kardashian has spent her years pretty lowkey.
i mean,
she has had her issues with scott,
but nothing like the other kkk.
well i guess she wanted to change alla that.
so kourtney broke up with her fine young meat,
younes bendjima.

i bet that pipe had her feeling all kinds of young.
younes was 25.
allegedly,
she decided she wanted to go much lower.
how about “20”?
this is who she is allegedly hooking up with now…
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would you tell people you had that?
yeah all these fine straight and baller wolves out here.
online especially.
i know.
it could be overwhelming.
you see them shirts off,
asses out,
and prints in tact and you want to be the one to say:

“i had that.”

when you’re 86 and looking back on your life,
fuck wealth and how comfortable you are,
you can pat yourself on the back for all the pipe/ass you had.
in life however,
you are going to meet a lot of people who claim they had such and such.
hell they may claim they had you.
in a world where you aren’t as good as who you fuck,
and the bigger the sexuality secret you expose the better,
i had to wonder…

Why are so many people trying to expose someone else’s private parts?

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so i guess it’s settled then.
everyone likes pre baller wolf,
tray matthews.
i have featured him before ( x here ) and everyone exploded in pure lust.
i personally think he is sexy as hell.
well tray decided to show off his greatest asset in a few gifs coochie4gucci made…
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ladies and gentlemen…
this is the new pre baller wolf of fantasies come true.
tray matthews had everyone on tumblr talkin this week.
so it all started from this vine clip:

….problem is,
he was just a mass of meat and no name.
i asked and the f-bi from all over sent me leads to who he was.
well lookie lookie…

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