i thought i was seeing a unicorn.
nah.
lemme not disrespect unicorns.
i like them too much.
it was like seeing bigfoot.
you go camping,
and while you looking for a wifi signal,
you come face to face with an urban legend.
you was so scared,
you ran instead of taking a picture for proof.
i got the picture today tho.
it was the most interesting thing on my way to work…
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inconsiderate jackals really burn my biscuits.
like,
did the parents teach them any manners?
so the penguin clearly lives in new yawk.
after his life of crime,
he is “one of us” now.
bitter,
i’m sure.
so i’m standing on the train by the door,
minding my business,
when…

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^he needs to be shamed.
like,
“flogged in the town square” shamed.
“head in that device for tomatoes be to thrown” shamed.
the following story disturbed me.
i’ve seen folks pass out on the train out here,
but i’ve seen everyone run to their rescue.
i mean we be mad af because we got places to be,
but its usually all paws on deck.
well it might be different over in long beach; california.
there is a video circulating of a black wolf,
who had a seizure,
and a older snow jackal pulling him off the train.
it wasn’t even to help,
but for the train can move so he can go along his business.
this is the video…
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there is a few things that turn me on with wolves.
you know a boucin’ pecs drives me crazy.
strong hands get to me.
i imagine them palming my whole tail.
a nice tail to hold onto while he is thrusting into me>>>
this tho… Continue reading “I’ll Take An Order of “Check That Asshole/Get This Booty Later”” →

so i knew about the following story a foxholer sent me.
it happened to a home vixen of mine a year or two ago.
she got a random picture sent to her iphone.
someone on the train sent it to her by mistake.
it was an innocent picture,
but it was from a stranger.
that is how i learned about air drop.
it’s a way to send a file/pictures to another iphone wirelessly.
well it looks like it finally caught on.
  nudes are now being air dropped to strangers on the mta now.
this is what the daily mail had to say…
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i saw him as soon as i walked into the train station this morning.
he was a hispanic wolf,
probably dominican,
but what caught me was…
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