“young” cam.
“357” cam.
“horse and carriage” cam.
“hey ma” cam.
“pink panther” cam.
cam’ron is fine AF and i know he got a lot of sex cause of it.
so the following bonding moment with mase,
who he grew up with,
i totally get it.
they were on the basketball team together too?
forget it.

on their podcast,
“it is what it is”
they were strolling down memory lane over good times.
like,
when they use to gang bang hoes together…

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3lw first album was eh but i fucked heavy with their second album.
i’m not even gonna hold you but i loved this song:

good times.
this group has been in some mess.
kiely williams has always been some mess.
it seems like she had some fun in her younger days tho.
she allegedly took the train on the b2k express…

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*Tip for those coming to New Yawk to visit/start a new life here.
If you ever get lost somewhere,
always take a train to Times Square.
You can always find your way,
or a transfer to your correct train,
from that location.
Bing Bong.

when i go to the train,
i have a habit of standing right at the yellow line.
its a force of habit living here especially if you’re on a crowded platform.
the new yawk foxhole knows the deal.
as crime rises in this forest,
there has been a lot of crime happening on the mta.
yesterday,
a deranged homeless hyena pushed someone to their death at 42nd street…

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i don’t do the train too tuff these days.
the last time i took the train was to go to the dmv over the summer.
it’s too much nonsense happening down there these days.

If I’m not getting in a car or getting in an Uber,
you better Zoom or FT me a virtual invite.

new yawk has become the wild wild west.
when i started seeing shootouts going down on the upper west side on citizens app,
i knew we were in a whole other dimension.
we gotta dodge crime and wild karens on the train these days it seems.
for the life of me,
i don’t know what this wild karen was on via “reddit“…

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one thing about straight wolves…

If they got nice cheeks,
they gon’ show it tf off

straight wolves always have the fattest bunz.
i truly believe some have a fetish on their own butt cheeks.
i think its due to all that working out and running away from commitment.
this sleeping wolf wanted to show off everything he was proud of on the train…

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even though i’d suck on his ring pop,
i feel like it’s easy to misunderstand that statement.
straight males will often get the side eye for some of the things they do.
i think some gave aj fulp,
who is in the above picture,
a huge side eye for doing this with a ring pop on tik tok…
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