You ever meet someone who is not really in the package you wanted, but fits everything else you were looking for?
Well. That is him.

Him has a name. We will call him, “Big”. Not like Carrie from SATC’s Big but Ill explain itself as it goes along.

“I have someone for you!” My friend said excitedly.

Now I don’t know about your friends, but some of my friends do not know exactly what I like. They always try to set me up with some ass douche and expect me to like it. Needless to say, I do not take them seriously when they say they “have someone for me”.

Before I could deny the set up, a cell phone was in my face with a dude on the screen. Foxes, he was kinda cute. Ok not kinda. He was. I could tell he had some swagg off the pose alone.

“What’s wrong with him,” I asked.
“Nothing… Well he is a little short.” Friend says.
“How short? Are we talking midget?”
“Noooo he is like 5’8ish”

I have been feeling pretty open to meeting guys so I said what the hell. My friend gave him my number and we started texting.

Foxes. I won’t lie. He is everything I asked for. He is funny, gets money, and talks major shit to me.

BUT….

And there is that big ol BUT….

After further investigation, turns out he is 18. Yup. The BIG 1-8.

But he speaks very intelligently. After the last 2 yungins, I casted them away for GOOD. But this one seems (keyword) different. So, we will see.

Now if only he can return my phone call, we can see whassup.

(Don’t you hate that?)

Brought To You By The Foxberry

….. After I write that blog, I was sitting in my friend’s crib just lounging and the finest wolf walks in his spot. Nigga is everything I said I wanted.

He is 6’0, light skin, athletic build, nice swag, CLEAN SNEAKERS (lol) and just all kinds of damn.

Makes me hold on cause he is out there for me.

Would the owner of this body…..

Continue reading “Looking For This Wolf…” →

“Stuck and left naked with a hard penis” – Lil’ Kim, Hardcore

Why do TOPS try to play smart bottoms?
I mean, is it to hard to ask for niggas to have brains these days?

So not trying to fall for the Gotcha Gotcha….

Continue reading “The Naked Lie” →

“Hello.
It’s really nice to meet you.

You are sexy.
Can you join my man and I for a three some?”

Yup.
I was asked the be to the 3, in an act of 2.
End scene.

Continue reading “Peter, Paul and Jamari.” →

Greetings and Salutations
from The Fox Den!

So I know you survived that beat down my people’s gave you in the “FUCK CHRISTMAS O9” saga but rest assured, I had NOTHING to do with it.

I swear!

I was simply a witness to a horrible crime.
no matter how much I was sitting on your head…..
…. and didn’t call the police during the beat down at hand.

Continue reading “Dear Santa….” →