Dear Santa….

Greetings and Salutations
from The Fox Den!

So I know you survived that beat down my people’s gave you in the “FUCK CHRISTMAS O9” saga but rest assured, I had NOTHING to do with it.

I swear!

I was simply a witness to a horrible crime.
no matter how much I was sitting on your head…..
…. and didn’t call the police during the beat down at hand.

Anyway Santa,
Listen, I hear you are just giving away presents due to this recession.
Well I won’t take up to much of your time because
I am sure alot of good bottoms are asking for quite alot this year.
The lack of cash flow has stopped alot of shopping and show boatin’ in our community.

(Okay, lets call a spade a spade – the ghetto nigga community lol)

Me tho,
I got everything I wanted this year as far as the material.
What I would like… is a nice 6’0 or taller, gladiator built,  Jamari attracted to type of nigga.
Someone to fill my days in ’10 with as much joy and pleasure as I will do in return.

Enclosed is a picture for you to understand what I am looking for.


I am sure you read my blog, so you know what it is I like.
I mean hell, Stevie Wonder can see that shit….

I do not care where he comes from and how he gets a hold of me.
I just ask that he matches the qualifications I specifically request.
AIDS AND STD FREE being on the TOP of the TOP list.

And when he does cross my path,
I see every sign that is thrown and I throw my own right back.

COCK, AIM, AND SHOOT!

Oh and also – world peace, stop the violence, Obama doing his thing, success in all areas of my life, GOOD MUSIC ASAP, and a whole batch of new readers (gay and straight)….. the usual blah, blah, blah, and blah.

You owe me.
And you gonna pay what you owe.


Thanks Santa.
Tell Mrs. Clause I said WHASSUP!

Yours truly,
Jamari Fox.

Author: jamari fox

the fox invited to the blogging table.

One thought on “Dear Santa….”

If you wouldn't say it on live TV with all your family and friends watching, without getting canceled or locked up, don't say it on here. Stay on topic, no SPAM, and keep it respectful. Thanks!

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