What Is Long, Can Be Salty, and You Put It In Your Mouth And Swallow?

not really,
but something better.

you ever had a craving for this?
all someone has to do is mention it and you gotta go get sum?
maybe you got your cravings under control.
i know.
sometimes i get so hungry for it,
that when i do get it,
i can put 2 or 3 in my mouth at one time.
i’m pretty damn frisky.
then, i get super mad when it’s done.

so i had to ask about the 3 below.
3 different flavors.
3 different tastes.
1 makes the cut

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I Love It, I Love It (I Love It When We Sword Fight)

The things these D/L celebs do.
Many of which confuse me.
But then again,
as long as you do not piss in my mouth, shit in my ear, or expect me to rape a cow or chicken…
I’m pretty much down for whatever.

I was talking to an Industry Fox last night who told me about an event that went down quite recently…

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Can I Give Head With A Hole In My Throat?

Yeah so I’m wondering

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I Was Your Lover and Your Secretary, Working Every Day of the Week…

First off: I want to thank EVERY person who left me love.
All your comments and all your emails.

It made me cry by all the love I was getting.
You came through for me
when I actually hit the floor and for that,
I am really appreciative.

*****

I was getting comfortable.

I will admit that I was getting “stuck”.
“He” was my one and only and helped provide me with nice things.
I was there for him and always had his back.
I did my job to make sure things went smooth and to receive love.
Who would have known that he wouldn’t recognize that and throw me to the side for a new “bitch”.
I almost felt like how Angela Bassett did in Waiting To Exhale.

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I WAS YOUR WHITE MAN FOR FUCKING 5 YEARS.

Yup.

I feel you Angela.
I feel you. 

Yesterday felt surreal.
Now that I am in my right mind…

LET’S GET INTO IT.
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