i like teyana taylor: the socialite.
she definitely has a personality you can’t ignore.
teyana taylor: the singer tho?
eh.
now i’m not saying she is a terrible singer,
but she doesn’t move the meter for me when she drops a project.
i did like this song:

…but i don’t rush to listen to her music.
she was shocked at how many people listen to her on spotify’s 2020 wrapped.
sadly,
she announced she is retiring on her ig post…

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this valentine’s day was pretty shitty.
i mean,
it’s always shitty so it was just another day for me.
well there was a light among the darkness when teyana taylor posted this.
it’s her baller wolf,
iman shumpert,
in a new video for his song “seance“.
foxhole…

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i feel like teyana taylor can make iman shumpert do anything.
well,
almost anything.
you can tell he’s sprung off her.
she got him to wear these short shorts for her mother’s birthday party…
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first of all,
happy 53rd birthday to miss janet.
“all for you” was a good era for janet.
that album isn’t as great as my favorites,
but i enjoyed it for what it was.
one thing i remember from her “live from hawaii” dvd is:

the famous lap dance for “would you mind?“.
foxhole,
even at a young age,
i wanted that contraption in my bedroom.
the thought of strapping a wolf up to that thing,
and driving him insane in pleasure,
is still on my “to do list“.
harlem’s finest,
teyana taylor,
is inspired by janet as well.
she re-created a similar lap dance with,
you guessed it,
her husband iman shumpert on tour.
well…
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teyana taylor loves to talk about what she does with iman shumpert,
don’t she?
so she has a song on her album “k.t.s.e” called “3 way”.
you can already guess what it’s about.
no.
it isn’t about a phone call with 3 people.

sidebar: what does the foxhole think about the album?
i’m hearing “trash” to “okay”.
anyway,
this is what she told “big boy tv”…
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everyone should know how the carribean animals dance.
it is basically fuckin’ with no clothes on.
those who never been to a carribean party are usually shocked.
hell,
most dancing has a sexual nature to it.
it isn’t this:

although my snow wolf in the front was gittin’ it!
iman shumpert and teyana taylor got down at a party and…
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