tank is getting back to what made him great…
good to see him working that bawdy out.
so tank is not gay.
he claims he ain’t d/l or a hybrid either.
bimbo winehouse,
the one who outed mr. cee,
accused tank of being all of those things to perez hilton.
no ounce of chill on labor day weekend tho.
tank wasn’t having it and well via the shade room…
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^that is what started the “justin timberlake” dragging last night.
oh justin.
why didn’t you just keep quiet?
a few stones would have blown over.
now they rolling boulders over your ass.
it got so bad,
justin had to back peddle because he was running out of hair follicles.
well tank,
in a very random defense,
decided to jump in the dragging to save justin timberlake.
this is what he posted on his instagram…
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tank has been turnt out by a real good mouth.
he woke up thursday morning,
hoped in his car,
and had to pull over at the side of the road to tell us this via the shade room…
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no.
this is not tank’s impersonation of him sledding.
this is actually tank,
on power105.1 breakfast club,
letting the world know he will let you put his legs in the air.
tank likes his booty eaten like groceries and has no fucks to give.
this is what he told power 105.1 @ 15:28 today…
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social media has been the death of being a true celebrities.
it seems to be the place where they go,
say something absolutely stupid,
and show us who they really are.
lets add tank to the list,
shall we?
so tank is dating a light skin “queen” like ^so.
he had a question for everyone on twitter.
well a specific group of people rather…
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tank is so short.
anyhoo...
look i know one of these nights,
you gonna be all horny while listening to tank’s music.
you alone and feeling freaky.
you say to yourself:
“self.
why don’t i send my situation to thank for review?”
yeah that will get you exposed by tank in these internet streets.
just like this MINISTER who sent tank his peen shot on instavideo…
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