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Anyone Want A Ride From Quinton Hillocks?

imagine if your uber driver looked like ^that?
what if he was a:

model
ex boxer
personal trainer
(ex) porn star?

well,
that would be quinton hillocks on his day job.
he found himself in this “no hart/enchilada” scandal.
they made their first appearance and quinton joined them…
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Frank Ocean Is A “Provider” For A Becky With The Nice Teeth?

what is the male equivalent for “becky”?
“bob”?
“brian”?
anyway,
so one of my dreams is to have secret romantic rendezvous with someone in the public eye.
they hit me up,
say “pack a bag”,
and i’m somewhere exciting for the weekend.
all to be at work on monday morning with no issues.
it seems like frank ocean does that with his alleged love interests.
so remember how we posted about his alleged ( x model bae )?
gone,
maybe?
well he might have a new one.
the f-bi put together some clues for us to sniff out.
so the alleged new one is memo guzman…
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“…And Here Go Jesse Williams and This Snow Bunny”, They Said.

i think we need to stop putting celebrities so high.
they will say something to get on our good sides,
and in another breath,
do something to have us scratching our heads like “wtf?”.
today’s “wtf” goes to jesse williams.
remember that lovely speech he had at the bet awards?

…but it was this part:

finally,
someone showing love to the black vixens.
i could understand why throwing their panties.
hell,
i was feeling a tad moist myself.
well he divorced his black wife,
but was allegedly creeping with a snow bunny.
it’s no “alleged” any longer because…

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Ciara Got Her New Baller Wolf Doing “Daddy Duties”

ciara got baller wolf,
russell wilson,
pushing her baby in the streets.
i guess this is really happening.
i’ll allow it.
future: -0

Jussie Smollett Does Calvin Klein

well jussie is doing “calvin klein” in la today.
doesn’t he look ~~smashable~~ great?
that beard is doing wonders for him.
i say keep it up for next season of empire.
here is a bonus shot…
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