ive been enjoying the views from the foxhole in regards to ^this.
the comments under ryan russell’s “coming out” entry have been really interesting.
( x see them here )
ryan and his boo are on the promo tour for his “coming out”.
they were spotted on friday,
which didn’t look random at all.
a foxholer sent me the story via “the daily mail“…
so i just got two slices from my favorite dollar pizza spot in the city.
that was going to be dinner.
i’m standing at the corner,
contemplating if i should take an uber to the crib.
that’s for a uber pool.
as i’m about to talk to the train station,
i see this black wolf walking in my direction.
he was walking rather quick,
but i recognized him almost immediately.
he’s someone i’ve fonted about many times...
i love seeing attentionistos in their natural habitat.
it’s like being at the zoo.
you’re seeing someone that you’ve possibly jacked off about once or twice.
it’s always a question of:
“are they nice?”
“damn they clearly know their angles…”
“where is the *insert missing photoshopped body part*????”
“wow he is legit short af…”
sometimes it’s a straight up:
i saw an attentionisto vet today.
one who i’ve had my fair share of “late night” moments about.
imagine if your uber driver looked like ^that?
what if he was a:
(ex) porn star?
that would be quinton hillocks on his day job.
he found himself in this “no hart/enchilada” scandal.
they made their first appearance and quinton joined them…
Continue reading “Anyone Want A Ride From Quinton Hillocks?”
what is the male equivalent for “becky”?
so one of my dreams is to have secret romantic rendezvous with someone in the public eye.
they hit me up,
say “pack a bag”,
and i’m somewhere exciting for the weekend.
all to be at work on monday morning with no issues.
it seems like frank ocean does that with his alleged love interests.
so remember how we posted about his alleged ( x model bae )?
well he might have a new one.
the f-bi put together some clues for us to sniff out.
so the alleged new one is memo guzman…
Continue reading “Frank Ocean Is A “Provider” For A Becky With The Nice Teeth?”
i think we need to stop putting celebrities so high.
they will say something to get on our good sides,
and in another breath,
do something to have us scratching our heads like “wtf?”.
today’s “wtf” goes to jesse williams.
remember that lovely speech he had at the bet awards?
…but it was this part:
someone showing love to the black vixens.
i could understand why throwing their panties.
i was feeling a tad moist myself.
well he divorced his black wife,
but was allegedly creeping with a snow bunny.
it’s no “alleged” any longer because…