the spies who didn’t shag me

nothing worst than when your boss has a spy.
someone they know that tells them everything on the low.
it’s horrible when there is more than one.
you could be minding your business,
but randomly pulled to the side over bullshit.
that was my experience today.
well about to be

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Serena William’s Booty Landed Her A Papi

tumblr_nrfu7cOrdC1s5yq4jo4_540serena williams is body goals.
what i would do with all that tail.
the possibilities are endless.
then again…
i’d have a hard time finding jeans.
ya know what?
i’ll pass…
well guess who is trying to get in all that booty?
well serena was caught making out with none other than…
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BEWARE Because There are Now Spies On Grindr

the next best thing in finding sex from a willing hoe in your area.
if you go to the notorious bbqs on 23rd street,
i bet everyone in the restaurant is logged onto either that or jack’d.
that spot is where the queens playand try to get laid.
full on chicken, shrimp, and cornbread.

a f-bi sent me something that shows you better watch your ass (literally)…

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