i cannot wait…

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ever so often,
i like to give good advice.
 i don’t follow my own advice sometimes,
but who does?
really?
i was speaking to a vixen i met recently on the phone earlier.
she was feeling down about trying to attract a wolf.
as most of us,
she is asking:

that is kinda depressing.
anyway this is what i told her in a nutshell…
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well hello there…
i saw this picture and had to find out who this was.
all that meat could meet my walls at full force.
with a lead,
i tracked him down and well…

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i wonder who is the latest contestant in “come right on out”?
this time,
it’s a baller wolf who currently plays in the nfl…

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You are:

Too small.
Too big.
Too masculine.
Too feminine.
Too dark.
Too light.

FUCK ALL THAT BULLSHIT…

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