“put it in baby…”
nothing better than stickin’ your dick in that wetness.
“oh god…”
the grip around your pipe like a suction up.
“fuck…”
sliding yo dick in an out.
“shit…”
that wetness lets you know you and your dick is appreciated.
“take it off…”
nothing is better than getting lost inside that wet….

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…and you are trying to be some sort of celebrity.
when did that become a good idea?
you online being narcissistic all day.
had me wondering if you own a shirt?
lord knows you own a camera.
they shoulda never gave some of ya’ll niggas camera phones….

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i have been ignoring tyler perry since temptation.
he know he was wrong for wasting my time like that.
i saw this wolf on tumblr and added him to my mental “to do” list.
i got an email from an f-bi alerting me as to who he is.
who knew he was in that new show “haves and have nots”?
a tyler perry production im suddenly motivated to check out…

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let’s talk about fuckin’.
i wanted to fuck last week.
i wanted to fuck my grief away.
i wanted to get fucked so hard,
i would see stars that star fox would appear before me.
even if his ex wanted to fuck,
i would have turned it down.
the one time i wanted to get my ass handed to me,
i couldn’t do anything because i had a little problem.

as a fox,
we know this problem all too well.
it can come from a multiple of sources,
but once it happens,
you are pretty much left with sitting it out or using your mouth.
yeah.
you already guessed.
the hemorrhoid.
the ultimate pain in our ass.
no matter how small or fat our butt cheeks are,
ain’t nothing worst than that.
we are like family so “tmi” in advance…

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“remember when rob kardashian was sexy as shit?”

i never really looked at him like that,
but i do remember when he was somewhat attractive.
i went through my files,
postin’ things for tumblr,
and i remember when kim posted these pictures…

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ive seen the posters,
the ads during love and hiphop atl,
and the big promo video looping in time square.
you could not avoid the ads for “hit the floor” on vh1.
well the show hasn’t garnered my interest,
but he has…

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