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A Fox’s Thoughts While S E X I N G

I nearly broke his back slamming him up against that wall…

when you’re horny,
you get super human strength for some reason.
i haven’t had sex in close to a year.
my body was READY for this.
who else would be the perfect candidate than my ex?
rather than go out there and find some stranger wolf,
i could hit my bastard of an ex up and rent his pipe for the night….

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Do I Need 2 Even Ask?

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