Breezy Wolf Needs A Few French Fries After He Gets High… Off Life?

well breezy wolf was having the time of his life in cannes, wasn’t he?
he is young.
he needs to let loose and enjoy life.
of course, his kookoopuff was there to support all his ractchetness.
i’d let him have all the fun swimming in that tit soup.
but the next day?
oh, i’d need my own lambo and a few stacks.
let’s take a quick trip through his movie, “ratch-atouille“…

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My Grandmother Watched The Kim Kardashian/Ray J Sex Tape

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Ray J: The Fattest Cakes In R and B?

Ray J is kinda… corny.

We all figured this out years ago.
He will always be “Brandy’s Brother” or “The Idiot Who Made Kim Kardashian Relevant” in my eyes.
Then what gets me is he stay trying to be some kind of gangsta.
SONJA NORWOOD AIN’T RAISE NO GANGSTAS!!!!
So he can cut that shit out (see audio from radio interview after Fabolous fight)…

Ray J is a handsome dude those lips I’d like to ride.
Even though, I have a sneaky feeling he wouldn’t be looking for a FOX.
Besides him packing some major steel in his tighty whiteys…

(see Ray J/Kim K sexual sleep-fest)…
…He also packs major Charmin in the back.

Was I the only one who knew Ray J had a nice tail?

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The Nominees For Best Jerk Off At The ’09 Bet Awards Are…

What do:

The Mogul
The Pioneer in Hip hop
The King of the South

have in common?

Well, it isn’t being featured on separate tracks.
But maybe, they were on each others backs…

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Erica Has Been A Bad Girl

Is this the new thing?
Z-Listers cummin to make a cum up?

See below….

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X Marks The F0x: Breezy Makes A Sex Tape…?

Chris Brown. Chris Brown. Chris Brown.

One of my favorite people to talk about.
He has always found himself  in everyone’s mouth…

…but in this new supposed video,
he has found himself in someone’s Foxhole.

Do you think this is Chris Brown?

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