Azealia Banks Drags A Barbie Around The Playground?

i haven’t been keeping up.
i must have missed something,
but what did nicki minaj do to deserve this?
azealia banks gave her a “end of year review” on her facebook.
this is what she said before she deleted it…
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Did Safaree Get Some Alleged Pipe Leakage?

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so i think my lowkey prayers have been answered.
a f-bi alerted me that safaree got some alleged pipe leakage today.
are we excited?
yeah?
no?
eh?
now the source is mediatakeout,
so you gotta f-bi to be sure,
but this is what they gotta show the foxhole
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Nicki Minaj In One Corner; Safaree Samuels In The Next

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makes you young!

so let’s talk about nicki minaj and safaree samuels.
sidebar: what has she been up to?
is she still holed up with meek rat?
sigh.
anyway so the following happened today.
nicki tweeted this…
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Safaree Should Join Christian Mingle (Godly Panties)

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^that was one of the last tweets from safaree.
he was nicki’s ex bae/hype wolf.
sidebar: can i ask the foxhole a question?

meek mill?
seriously?
i can understand a russian billionaire,
but meek mill?
i just can’t compute…

anyway,
so safaree has been trying to find a vixen to hold him down.
he seems to be attracting a lot of bottom dwellers.
water meeting its own level?
well he put this thirst trap up on snapchat and well…
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Safaree Adds “Bawdy” To His Resume

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so nicki minaj x,
safaree,
is trying to make us thirsty on instagram.
welcome to another exciting round of “thirst trap 101”!…
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