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aaron hernandez was a smooth criminal for the (alleged) booty

i don’t know if they’re dragging or romanticizing nfl baller hyena,
aaron hernandez.
that being fonted…

How much alleged boyfriends did he have?

i swear i’ve written about like 3 so far.
whose next?
well this one:

…who goes by ryan mcdonnell,
seemed closer to aaron than the others.
he allegedly had aaron singing for him during prison visits.
“awww”?
it allegedly happened while his fiance was waiting in the lobby.
“umm”?
“the daily mail” had the story and well…
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