i love a comeback story.
when everyone thinks you are down and out,
but you end up with the “not so fast bihhh” trophy for their asses.
i won’t lie,
but i thought ciara and russell wilson were a pr relationship.
turns out,
they are in high key love and shit.
well ciara had a announcement that she posted this on her instagram…
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so,
allegedly,
russell wilson and ciara got married.
^that is them in liverpool.
if this is true,
then foxhole…
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well i’ll be the first to say it.
i was completely wrong about ciara and russell wilson.
i thought they were some pr constructed couple.
clearly not…
  they just got engaged.
you read right.
ENGAGED!
of course it was all caught on ig…
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aww.
aren’t they cute?
ciara and russell wilson making us all jealous for valentine’s day.
well not really.
see russell wilson is hot and ciara is hot ‘n’ horny.
this “abstaining before marriage” thing is killing that poor vixen.
that smile is actually saying:

“daddy.
please fuck me.
just fuck me nice ‘n’ hard.
please?”

this is what ciara had to say via people magazine…
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so i’m just going to say it.
im starting to think everyone is wrong.
that is ciara pushing little future at the seattle seahawks training camp.
and then this happened…
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i don’t want to practice that dance.
i want to dance to:

*insert some ratchet jamari foolishness here*

well ciara released her new video “dance like we’re making love” and well…
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