Ciara Could Be Last Name “Wilson” Now

Screen Shot 2016-07-05 at 8.31.35 PMso,
allegedly,
russell wilson and ciara got married.
^that is them in liverpool.
if this is true,
then foxhole
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“How To Remove All Doubt” Feat. Ciara and Russell Wilson

rs_634x1024-151124113643-634.Ciara-Russell-Wilson-Couple-Pics.jl.112415well i’ll be the first to say it.
i was completely wrong about ciara and russell wilson.
i thought they were some pr constructed couple.
clearly not…
  they just got engaged.
you read right.
ENGAGED!
of course it was all caught on ig
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He Ain’t Cummin’ Up Off Those Goodies No Time Soon, Deary!

tumblr_o2bc3xOKgl1uxy095o1_1280aww.
aren’t they cute?
ciara and russell wilson making us all jealous for valentine’s day.
well not really.
see russell wilson is hot and ciara is hot ‘n’ horny.
this “abstaining before marriage” thing is killing that poor vixen.
that smile is actually saying:

“daddy.
please fuck me.
just fuck me nice ‘n’ hard.
please?”

this is what ciara had to say via people magazine
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Ciara Does “Yes This Is Real” At Training Camp

screen-shot-2015-07-31-at-3-51-07-pmso i’m just going to say it.
im starting to think everyone is wrong.
that is ciara pushing little future at the seattle seahawks training camp.
and then this happened…
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Dance Like We’re Practicing Abstinence

giphyi don’t want to practice that dance.
i want to dance to:

*insert some ratchet jamari foolishness here*

well ciara released her new video “dance like we’re making love” and well…
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We Aren’t Having Sex… Yet

rs_600x600-150614142147-600.RWilsonCiara2-jmd-061415_copyyou see the “glow” on both of their faces?
no its not the “we bang everyday” glow.
its the “we aren’t having sex at all due to my religious beliefs” glow.
i know.
weird.
well ciara and russell wilson are not having sex.
like,
at all.
russell wilson told pastor miles mcpherson,
of rock church near san diego,
that there will no closing of any partitions in the back of their limos.
check the interview here…
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