my summer is gonna be all about glo’in up,
inside work,
and trying to get all the coins from this blogging career.
unless it’s someone i’m really attracted to,
or one of my crushes comes with that “please forgive me” pipe (doused in clorox),
i’ve postponed my search for my next great wolf.

This Rona shit is no joke

…and it seems to be getting worse since cities started opening up.
so a foxholer sent me something about all the gays that headed to dallas last weekend.
i guess it was to partying,
fuckin’,
and fun,
but mask and safety-free.
allegedly,
someone from this group from one of the dallas trips:

posted this on their ig stories…

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karaoke has been missing since 2 months ago.
she just vanished,
something in my spirit told me to leave her be.
we didn’t have an argument or anything,
but we were supposed to record a podcast and she never responded.
yesterday,
she finally hit me up and admitted to me…
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…ed?
there is only one person i’d risk my social distancing for.
if this wolf i crush heavy on hit me and said he wanted to fuck me senseless,
i’d welcome him with open arms,
legs,
and mouth lickety-muthafuckin-split.
other than that,
i’m not even trying to deal with anyone new.
its no secret that folks are sneaking out to fuck during the rona.
well it seems the rona could be spread through sexual intercourse now.
yup.
this is what a foxholer sent me…

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the white folks are about to flip.
you know they don’t play when it comes to their animals.
i didn’t expect the rona to make a stop at the bronx zoo but…

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the rona is hittin’ close to home.
two ex-coworkers lost their relatives to it,
fancy’s aunt is a nurse who got it,
and now someone on my end has it…

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is it me:

Or has social media really shown how evil some folks can be?

like,
i keep saying we have some real life villains out here.
from this asian she-jackal buying up all the masks in florida:

A Chinese woman proudly filmed herself buying huge amount of facemasks from multiple US supermarkets and loaded the masks onto her pickup truck.

“It feels so awesome to buy all the masks! I didn’t leave a single mask for the Americans!”#WuhanCoronaviruspic.twitter.com/BURhAl7hdj

— W. B. Yeats (@WBYeats1865) March 31, 2020

and then this m’fin asshole…

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