i wasn’t into “queen’s court”.
i saw everyone rushing to watch,
but it just looked like a drag contest to me.
by “drag contest”,
i mean “dragging any and everyone for no reason”.
the docket was just going in on folks with some alleged outings.
khia and ts madison got into a little situation,
and funky divena ended up getting involved,
since ts madison is his people:

well khia has been going off about him,
but a vix-bi sent me the homophobic rant she recently had…

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yes.
that is a real animal.
literally.
this is one of the reasons i’m glad i stay off of reality tv.
we tend to give those who don’t deserve it a platform.
hazel-e,
one of the “somethings” on “love and hiphop hollywood”,
went on some kind of ig meltdown dissing black vixens.
strike 2.
strike 1 is that face of hers.
it was the rant against the gays that really banished her tho.
well the jackal she dates,
@roseburgandy,
went on the rant and she cosigned…
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i guess this kills the concept males can’t be abused.
so everyone meet ex baller wolf,
albert haynesworth.
that is his ex,
brittany,
next to him.
they both have a son together.
well according to a rant on twitter,
he explained why he broke up with brittany.
why?
well this is what he had to font…
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i mean,
ima be bold af with it.
social media is RUINING celebs and legends.
the mystery has died a long time ago with them.
that,
or we just needed to know them for who they really are.
brandy…
i didn’t see this for her.
like,
at all.
so today is whitney houston’s birthday.
“the jasmine brand” put up brandy’s tribute post to her…
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…trouble in paradise?
gloria james,
lebron james mama,
knows how to pick em,
doesn’t she?
well i knew this “lambo” character was gonna be problems in the future.
when she started dating him,
he was doing entirely too much.
allegedly,
he was caught cheating on auntie g and they broke up.
of course,
lambo took to instagram because he had a lot to say via baller alert…
Continue reading “Gloria James Problem Might be King James Problem” →

i remember when the internet was buzzing about michael hoffman.
he was an attentionisto who was jacking off for the cam.
he was also fingering himself and all kinds of other shit.
it was boring af.
a flick “leaked” with some snow bunny and i couldn’t help but think:

“Wow,
this is theeeeeee ( x most boring-est straight smashing ) I’ve ever seen.”

well shortly after his hype died down,
he went away.
as most attentionistos do after a while.
well a f-bi sent me a recent video of michael hoffman in full confession.
this is what he had to say on twitter…
Continue reading “When Your Attentionisto Ways Come Back To Banish You” →