random

the “on accident” eggplant that belongs to a “straight” attentionisto

if you a real “got a good photographic memory” type of muthaufucka,
you can track attentionistos by the size and length of their eggplants.
ones you THOUGHT were straight.
well,
i thought he was straight but i feel ya’ll got a “DUH” waiting for me.
for The Foxhole,
we get a ding in our senses.
so when i had a big azz ding about the following eggplant…

and the exceptionally round tail it was going in and out of

that made me put 2×2 together...

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he had me vex asking who the homo was in the room

Something happened yesterday and it’s bothering me…

…and i wanted to get the fohxole’s opinion.
so i was playing ps4 with one of my straight wolves yesterday.
we get in a match and this random needed help with a challenge.
he sent my friend a message from his screen name.
cool.
we helped him and after we left,
the random wanted to join us to play.
my straight wolf friend is a nice one and said “sure“.
we played a few matches with this person but they couldn’t hear us.
we were in a party chat talking and shooting the shit.
i decided,
and this was my bad,
to invite them into our party chat.
again,
that was probably where i fucked up.
when he comes in,
i could tell he was gay.
latin.
i was happy it wasn’t a 13-year-old.
we’re not into the first game of him in the party chat and he gonna ask…

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when you finally get your chance to grab on the premium meat (montez sweat)

new baller wolf for the redksins,
montez sweat,
is fine af.
i fonted about him before.
( x see the past entry here )
well,
the foxhole blew up my box today about this story.
it’s what happened during the moments he got drafted via “gaye magazine“…

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Tyrese Is Randomly Random

in very random dating news,
tyrese debuted his new love interest today.
i already know what you are thinking…
trust me.
i’m with you.
anyway on some super duper random shit,
this is who black ty is dating now…
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OMG! OMG! Jay-Z Replied To Me On Twitter!

jigga has made some people’s dreams come true today.
no he didn’t pay for their school loans or buy them sneakers.
he randomly started tweeting people.
ya know causes it’s jay-z and that is a big fuckin’ deal.
(lowkey: magna carta holy grail in stores tomorrow could be a reason)
well he made one young beyonce stan lose her shit…