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Jussie Smollett Doesn’t Live In A Closet

Screen Shot 2015-03-09 at 6.47.59 PMgod i love jussie…
okay so jussie smollett,
aka jamal from empire,
wants you to know he owns a closet.
he just doesn’t live inside it and doesn’t need to explain whats in it.
well he appeared on ellen today to personally tell her,
and us,
something everyone has been whispering about
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Posted in DEAR JAMARI FOX, "HELP!"

f0xmail: I Want This D/L Wolf With The Girlfriend To Like Me After We Smash!

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Hi Jamari,

First of all congrats on the job. I just found one myself. Ain’t God good? Anyway, i ¬†recently met this down low guy. We met online. He is very much in the closet. Has a girl friend. You know the type. He is definitely one of those undetectable types. He’s brown skin, got a nice body, tats, hood swag, everything I like. We’ve only texted since the first time we met and I think he is really interested. We are supposed to get together this weekend and will probably have sex. I want to let him know I like him and try to get him to open up. But he’s so private.

How can I put him at ease and let him know that he can trust me?

MY ANSWER…

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ASSumptions Made A Bigger Ass Than The One On Your Back

MjAxMi1jMmNjNDljZWM3Yzc3NGNii love when people assume something about someone,
think of it as the truth,
and are left confused and disappointed when the opposite happens?
the sistas on message boards and comment boxes are in shock.
i love it!!!
i love how everyone assumed kerry washington loved snow wolves.
had me thinking it my damn self…

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MEETUP WITH A FACELESS STRANGER: (27)

“hi.”

that was the message you got on the chat site.

“sup.”

that is the message you sent back.
that message lead to numerous conversations.
good ass convo too.

“are you judgmental?”

that was his question.

“______________________”

you can fill in the blanks for your answer.
he unlocks his picture:

tumblr_ma0gmmhhZs1rehw59o2_1280you like it huh?
he asks if he can meet you tonight?
he is going to be wearing a orange polo,
khaki shorts,
and some kicks.
he told you meet him at the starbucks at ____________.
you will see his:

tumblr_lz58m9iODf1r4lwbvo1_500…parked outside.
you go to meet him and he is there.
you also see his range outside like he said.
you spot him before he sees you.
well…

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MEETUP WITH A FACELESS STRANGER: (26)

Do-you-like-me

1 new message.
let’s see who this is.

¬†“yo sup checkin u out”

that message lead to a couple hours of back n forth.
you feelin him,
but you haven’t seen what this person looks like.
do you ask?
do you just go with the flow?
fuck it.

“so what you look like?”

unlocked….

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MEETUP WITH A FACELESS STRANGER: (25)

your friend decides to hook you up with a wrestler.
his close friend happens to wrestle as a hobby.

he showed you two of his pictures on his tablet as a preview:

he doesn’t have anymore pictures,
but assures you that you will like him.
you go to meet him in a public place the next day.
this is what he looks like:

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