ya’ll never shoulda shot this jackal 9 times and have him survive.
50 is the villain of the hip-hop community and plays that role unapologetically.
he’s a petty cancer (his birthday is the day after mine).
to some,
that has made him a hero.
they live vicariously through his villainy because it helps put batteries in their backs.
50 takes it to a whole other level and has made him pretty unlikeable.
i guess it works because many seem to be scared of him.
50 decided to post this on his ig in regards to michael k. william’s death…

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lengthwise,
i can deal with a 7 or 8.
you know i’m not a size fox.
i find length not to be too much of an issue,
but that girth on them 7s and 8s is usually the cheek killer.
it’s the type that when he enters me,
my walls expand in ways i’m not used to.
when he starts stroking me to death,
thats when i really feel it.
i gotta smoke,
drank,
and hold Jesus by the hand.
by the time he is deep inside my good stuff,
i don’t even want him to move.

That is the type of pipe Andre Marhold is carrying.

he was feeling petty and posted this on his official twitter…

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ya know,
i been dealing with a lot.
i’ve been quiet af tho.
it’s been moisturizing my skin,
drinking my water,
and trying to keep my spiritual crops watered.
it’s been legit minding my entire business out here.
i don’t have any hate or ill will towards anyone these days,
even those who hurt my feelings.
it’s been “no beef, but stay tf away from me” type of vibe.
my ex-situation tho…

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for 2020 and beyond,
we should strive to be both as unbothered and petty as omarion.
so his x group mate from “b2k”,
fizz,
is dating his baby mother,
apryl jones.
they have been taunting omarion about their relationship since they linked.
omarion had an iconic interview with “vlad tv” to show how unbothered he is.

 bravo.
just bravo.
well for the “petty” portion,
the scorpio in him came out today.
he decided to launch a new “millennium tour” for 2020 and welll…

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what do two vixens who share a common enemy do?
they collaborate on a song together!
allegedly,
of course.
mariah carey had an issue with nicki minaj.
remy ma has an issue with nicki minaj.
so why not?
well it looks like this may just be happening…
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cam newton is an incredible baller wolf,
but he is also a divo.
it’s no secret.
well who knew he was super petty?
i don’t think that’s a secret as well.
well a reporter started questioning cam about a picture on his ig.
well this was cam’s response…
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