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he liked his girl enough to cheat on her with trans vixens and gay males?

would you give your manz the password to your phone?
it’s something i’ve asked myself.
you think you can trust your manz to be 100,
but next thing you know,
he has a whole secret life all up in his phone.


all of our secrets are in our phones.
it puzzles me when folks are out here living double lives,
why do they make it so easy to crack their passwords.
this vixen blasted that her manz was actually an alleged jackal in disguise.
she went through his phone and found an alleged trail of trans vixens and gay males

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kanye goes to the white house (and i’m really concerned)

…and it’s not because he went to the white house tho.
 kim made her way into the oval office to fight prison reform.
i bet he creamed his pants when he realized he’d get an invite there soon.
nah,
kanye has me concerned with another issue.
like…
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I Love You But You Ain’t Getting My Password

i’m starting to think folks are too trusting.
in relationships,
especially.
now don’t get me wrong,
when you meet someone,
you gotta lower your walls down.
that means being open to letting someone in.
cool.
i’m all for that “love me long time” shit.
after watching that teairra mari shit,
i had to wonder…

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Netflix Could Be Setting You Up For Prison

wuzyVTTXi gave mi my netflix password when she first got her.
i changed that shit as soon as she started showing her true colors.
well i’m glad i did because netflix is trying to put us all in jail!
this is what refinery29 has to say…
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