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kemah siverand shows us that WAP might cum in a whole different box

thank God he cut his hair
so i’ve come to realize that WAP means different things for different people.
you thought it came from a big chested,
rotund cheeked,
filtered ig baddie.
hell i could have that WAB for a dude.
nah.
WAP could literally come from jan brady.
allegedly,
this is who ex-rookie for the seahawks,
kemah siverand,
jeopardized his nfl career for…

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Posted in I WOULD ACTUALLY BUY YOUR ALBUM THE VIXEN FILES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE YOU GET A GOLD STAR TODAY!

solange is about to shake the table

so solange is COMING.
that’s the tweet i saw with these two pictures underneath:

i was like….
WHAT?!
oh ok then solange!
she had me under her spell with her last album,
“seat at the table”.
i guess since she found a seat,
she is about to shake it.
she even brought back a blast from the past
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royal g wants to make you as wet as he is

*the following is parental advisory.
viewer discretion is strongly advised

i’m just gonna font it:

ROYAL G IS TOPS IN BEING THE SEXIEST OUT OF ALL THE ATTENTIONISTOS

there.
it’s done.
i think he has a natural sex appeal.
this is based off his social media.
so as you know,
royal g has an “onlyfans” we’ve fonted about.
the tumblr foxhole already made gifs of one video and well…
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Are We About To Be Turned Out By The “BTS” Hype?

so like i fonted in the “bbmas” entry,
i never heard of “bts” before.
my mentions got “bloweded” up *kandi voice* from their stans.
they were all pretty nice unlike some of the other stan bases..
one of my co workers is a big “bts” stan.
she showed me various fan cams from their performance at the show.
listen to their stans as they performed
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WTF IS GOING IN WITH JILL SCOTT????

i know jill scott been going through it.
i know she just got a divorce and the ex-hubby had it out for her.
she ( x won a gag order ) against him because he was yappin’.
so i know she has been dealing with some things,
but this right here…

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Posted in ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET STREET WALKER TALK ABOUT THAT "D" SUS THANK GOD FOR A BELT AND THE BIBLE WOW

“Baby, Fuck Me Straight Raw and Stupid In This Train!”

/the following video is parental advisory.
viewer discretion is strongly advised

so this is for my straight readers.
surprisingly,
there are a lot of them who lurk the foxhole.
*waves to my straights*
this is for them.
so you’re out the bae,
it’s late at night,
you’re on the way home,
and decide that you want to smash in an empty train car.
you know i’m always down for freaky shit.
this isn’t what i had in mind tho…

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