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solange is about to shake the table

so solange is COMING.
that’s the tweet i saw with these two pictures underneath:

i was like….
WHAT?!
oh ok then solange!
she had me under her spell with her last album,
“seat at the table”.
i guess since she found a seat,
she is about to shake it.
she even brought back a blast from the past
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royal g wants to make you as wet as he is

*the following is parental advisory.
viewer discretion is strongly advised

i’m just gonna font it:

ROYAL G IS TOPS IN BEING THE SEXIEST OUT OF ALL THE ATTENTIONISTOS

there.
it’s done.
i think he has a natural sex appeal.
this is based off his social media.
so as you know,
royal g has an “onlyfans” we’ve fonted about.
the tumblr foxhole already made gifs of one video and well…
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Are We About To Be Turned Out By The “BTS” Hype?

so like i fonted in the “bbmas” entry,
i never heard of “bts” before.
my mentions got “bloweded” up *kandi voice* from their stans.
they were all pretty nice unlike some of the other stan bases..
one of my co workers is a big “bts” stan.
she showed me various fan cams from their performance at the show.
listen to their stans as they performed
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WTF IS GOING IN WITH JILL SCOTT????

i know jill scott been going through it.
i know she just got a divorce and the ex-hubby had it out for her.
she ( x won a gag order ) against him because he was yappin’.
so i know she has been dealing with some things,
but this right here…

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“Baby, Fuck Me Straight Raw and Stupid In This Train!”

/the following video is parental advisory.
viewer discretion is strongly advised

so this is for my straight readers.
surprisingly,
there are a lot of them who lurk the foxhole.
*waves to my straights*
this is for them.
so you’re out the bae,
it’s late at night,
you’re on the way home,
and decide that you want to smash in an empty train car.
you know i’m always down for freaky shit.
this isn’t what i had in mind tho…

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Sean Harris: The Fione Wolf Friend

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jesus,
lord have mercy on my sou…
i’ve ( x covered ) this wolf before,
but one of the foxholers reminded me about him.
all thanks to all these recent justin comb’s scandals.
its no doubt justin has fine wolf friends.
he played football for ucla.
he better.
ain’t nothing better than meeting the wolf friend and having to say a quick prayer:

“lord.
please keep my ho-ish tendencies in check.
smashin’ the homies is not attractive.
i’ll make sure to add 20 dollars to the tithes bucket.
amen.”

…or am i the only one saying that?
ok so i want to re-introduce justin’s friend,
sean harris
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