does chad “ochocino” johnson have a point?
he may.
i know one thing tho…
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i still think chad johnson is the best dressed baller wolf in the game.
he still plays,
right?
well he def knows how to wear some clothes.
( x my favorite outfit of his )
speaking of his bawdy,
he apparently only has 3 inches of love down below.
well i didn’t say it.
he did.
this is what he said in his latest instagram video via ny daily news…
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^that is ochocinco’s alleged piece.
he got some leakage recently being a thotasaurus rex.
well you know we covered his full piece already in the foxhole.
you remember right?…
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“sometimes im glad celebs have social media accounts.”
that was the message from an f-bi i received just now.
it had some pictures of a foxhole “love to hate” baller wolf,
chad ochocinco.
well chad was obviously bored when he posted this gem…
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this story actually cracked me up.
so one of the world’s biggest attention whores,
ochocinco,
doesn’t want others being attention whores to him.
well men sending him “butt cheeks for review”.
look at these tweets…

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damn.
his pecs look kinda poppin’ in this pic.
you are probably wondering why you haven’t seen chad tweetin’.
well look no further because he has been arrested…

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