Tag: nfl
Everybody Is Talking About How Big LaRon Landry Is
okay so bad news.
baller wolf,
laron landry,
is a free agent.
good news.
everyone is taking about how big he is.
i don’t mean that place i try to imagine.
no.
everyone is talking about his arms.
fox sports being one of them.
one of my f-bi sent me this picture and…
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Michael Sam Offends A DL Baller Wolf
so michael sam has already offended someone.
who you ask?
well a dl bisexual baller wolf in the nfl.
*dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnn*
he anonymously reached out to tmz sports and said…
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“Look At That Bubble Butt” (NFL Combine)
this is one of my favorite weekends next to the nfl/nba draft.
2015 nfl combine.
ooooohhhhh yes foxessssss.
the name alone gives me chills.
remember thats where we first spotted ( x darius slay )?
this is the weekend when we see pre baller wolves goin’ hard.
working out in multiple positions.
some will make it to my bedroom the draft.
others will make it to my bedroom try again next year.
well this is something for the wolves from combine.
i don’t know his name yet,
but his bunz are on fleek.
the announcer couldn’t stop looking either.
football jocks got the vine for ya…
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Top Shelf Wolf: Chris Matthews
so i don’t know if you are watching,
but chris matthews of the seattle seahawks is having a amazing game.
he is also on the next “it” baller wolf radar.
i had to go through his dossier…
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Top Shelf Wolf: Kam Chancellor
so you already know,
i’m here for the seattle seahawks.
well i’m also here for a few baller wolves on that team.
one being “bam bam kam” aka kam chancellor.
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A Double Cup of Joe
well here is a double cup of joe.
“big papa penis” baller wolf joe anderson.
“lil’ wolf with a big boy body” joe warren.
big joe has was last playing for the eagles,
but sadly he was cut.
lil joe is a model and personal trainer.
well they are both “brother wolves in christ”.
well just look at god…
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