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miley cyrus is dipping her toe into the black pool slowly

i don’t think we’re dumb when it comes to miley cyrus.
i know i’m not.
whenever she starts acting “ethnic”,
her and liam are on the rocks.
when she posted herself working out to megan the stallion,
i was waiting on it.
when she posted these videos of her dropping it wide to “rock the boat” from aaliyah:

i knew it was done.
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Miley Cyrus Is Still Insufferable (Nothing New?)

so miley cyrus is on the cover of “cosmopolitan” magazine this month.
the issue is “goals” and this is what she said on her ig…
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The Removal of All Things “Black” Are Out of Miley Cyrus

well miley cyrus fresh out of rehab.
which rehab,
you ask?
“the temporary effects of appropriating black culture“.
i bet she was a honor student because look at her new video for “malibu”.
it also happens to be her new single
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Miley Cyrus Used Your Money For New Clothes!

i love when i predict the future.
it’s like a gift i have.
remember that “miley cyrus/chitlins circuit” side show in ’13?
her twerking and trying to be down with the blacks.
oh God,
remember that god awful mtv vma performance?

even though i liked two of the singles off the era,
it was still embarrassing
for her.
well miley have changed outfits ya’ll!
the twerking snow hipster queen is now…
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Nicki VS Miley: Sooooooo Not Staged As I Thought?

tumblr_ntxch9ZnYU1qzyko4o1_540so if ya’ll was watching the mess that is the ’15 mtv awards,
you saw nicki minaj call out miley cyrus when she was accepting her award.
( x read what miley said about nicki )
now foxhole…
i personally think it was staged,
but then i saw this audience cam video
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Miley Cyrus Doing Too Much As Usual (Still?)

tumblr_mrhpm0v1ku1qa42jro1_1280^this is what happens when ya’ll leave the gate open.
miley cyrus is forever doing way too much.
from that horrendous vma performance to all the other countless shit,
this is what some of ya’ll let get out of hand.
damn jay for making this girl think his “coco innuendo” lyrics was about her.
damn him!
i thought she vanished since i haven’t heard from her.
well she just had to peek her head out and say:

“naw i’m here still ‘n’ shit”

in her latest of “doing too much”,
she decided to rap/sing khia’s “my neck; my back” at the adult swim party…
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