this pic didn’t age well,
didn’t it?
so today’s news probably doesn’t come as a surprise.
for some,
it probably does.

Michael B Jordan and Lori Harvey split!
( x see news here )

*exalted gasps from one section of the foxhole*
honestly,
i’m not shocked and told yall that i didn’t believe it when it started…

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so lemme tell you how much a “blonde” i can be.
i saw a quick gif or something of “a journal for jordan” last week.
i thought the lead actress was jordin sparks and she had a documentary out.
i didn’t know it was a new movie starring michael b. jordan.
the actress i thought was jordin sparks is chante adams.
i wasn’t high.
i swear that i wasn’t.
i was wondering where this gif of mbj came from:

“oh hi big and juicy pecs.
nice to meet you.”

his tail also made an appearance in the movie too.
an f-bi sent this to me and well…

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lori harvey is a beautiful and young socialite.
she is the daughter of majorie harvey and the stepdaughter of steve harvey.
she is either admired or hated on.
isn’t that the norm for the bold and the beautiful?
what makes her a “thing” is her dating life.
she has been with a couple of major players in the black entertainment industry.

Trey Songz
Diddy
Future

this weekend,
she debuted the latest in her collection…

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we live in a time where celebs and regular folks are becoming sex workers.

Imagine a fine dude you know in real life droppin’ an Onlyfans?
*sweats*

well unless some fire leaks and we be on it like white on rice.
i gotta say thank you to the rona tho.
she has really pushed these folks to do whatever we say for money.
they worked out heavy for our pornographic pleasure.
it seems the sexiest wolf of 2020,
michael b jordan,
is putting his bid in to join onlyfans…

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i root for everyone who is black.

I root for everyone who has biceps too.

ya’ll know how much i luhhhhhhh biceps.
when you match it with a nice chest,
and a handsome face,
my drawz will find a place on your bedroom floor.
the owner of ^those biceps up there is people’s “sexiest man alive” for 2020…

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honesty hour:

If Michael B Jordan wanted me to [redacted],
guess who is gonna be buying knee pads?

you guessed it.
*raises hands*
i’d even throw in mints for the job.
(the foxes know what mints do when giving [redacted]…)
some of these folks out here can’t hold water so the forests would know.
ex-publicist,
amir yass,
should be named “niagra falls” because…
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