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lori harvey has folks feeling a tad bit insecure out here

lori harvey is a beautiful and young socialite.
she is the daughter of majorie harvey and the stepdaughter of steve harvey.
she is either admired or hated on.
isn’t that the norm for the bold and the beautiful?
what makes her a “thing” is her dating life.
she has been with a couple of major players in the black entertainment industry.

Trey Songz
Diddy
Future

this weekend,
she debuted the latest in her collection

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michael b. jordan needs us to pay for his onlyfans for a good cause

we live in a time where celebs and regular folks are becoming sex workers.

Imagine a fine dude you know in real life droppin’ an Onlyfans?
*sweats*

well unless some fire leaks and we be on it like white on rice.
i gotta say thank you to the rona tho.
she has really pushed these folks to do whatever we say for money.
they worked out heavy for our pornographic pleasure.
it seems the sexiest wolf of 2020,
michael b jordan,
is putting his bid in to join onlyfans

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ya’ll know i luhhh biceps so this people’s sexiest man alive is a no brainer for me

i root for everyone who is black.

I root for everyone who has biceps too.

ya’ll know how much i luhhhhhhh biceps.
when you match it with a nice chest,
and a handsome face,
my drawz will find a place on your bedroom floor.
the owner of ^those biceps up there is people’s “sexiest man alive” for 2020

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amir yass allegedly didn’t [redacted] to michael b. jordan and got no lousy t-shirt

honesty hour:

If Michael B Jordan wanted me to [redacted],
guess who is gonna be buying knee pads?

you guessed it.
*raises hands*
i’d even throw in mints for the job.
(the foxes know what mints do when giving [redacted]…)
some of these folks out here can’t hold water so the forests would know.
ex-publicist,
amir yass,
should be named “niagra falls” because…
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when melanin magic gets on an elevator

even though “black panther” was snubbed at the golden globes,
i love everything about ^this.

michael b jordan
lupita nyong’o
danai gurira

i also loved this skit i saw with them via “instyle”

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michael b jordan has word vomit all over him (clean up on aisle ig live)

so they got michael b jordan having to explain himself now.
you remember ( x this entry )?
after all that backlash,
he got on his ig live to set the record straight…
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