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amir yass allegedly didn’t [redacted] to michael b. jordan and got no lousy t-shirt

honesty hour:

If Michael B Jordan wanted me to [redacted],
guess who is gonna be buying knee pads?

you guessed it.
*raises hands*
i’d even throw in mints for the job.
(the foxes know what mints do when giving [redacted]…)
some of these folks out here can’t hold water so the forests would know.
ex-publicist,
amir yass,
should be named “niagra falls” because…
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when melanin magic gets on an elevator

even though “black panther” was snubbed at the golden globes,
i love everything about ^this.

michael b jordan
lupita nyong’o
danai gurira

i also loved this skit i saw with them via “instyle”

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michael b jordan has word vomit all over him (clean up on aisle ig live)

so they got michael b jordan having to explain himself now.
you remember ( x this entry )?
after all that backlash,
he got on his ig live to set the record straight…
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michael b jordan is on that boat to talk about his meatballs

everyone wants to know who michael b jordan is fucking.
i mean,
we all do.
the thing is,
michael claims he likes black vixens,
but gets allegedly caught up with “others”.
the racially ambiguous and snow bunnies.

so when the black vixens saw these pictures on “the shade room”

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Issa Rae and Michael B Jordan Do “Actors On Actors”

i was wondering what ^this shoot was about too.
they look so cute together.
i’ve been meaning to watch this “actors on actors” interview.
you know i love issa rae and i love michael b jordan and his bawdy.
so i got around to watching it last night and…
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Michael B Jordan Does Essence Magazine (and My Burning Loins)

you know what i love?
when folks ain’t feeling a wolf i’m attracted to.
whew!
well not everyone is feeling michael b jordan.
his recent “essence magazine” spread tho…
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