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when melanin magic gets on an elevator

even though “black panther” was snubbed at the golden globes,
i love everything about ^this.

michael b jordan
lupita nyong’o
danai gurira

i also loved this skit i saw with them via “instyle”

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michael b jordan has word vomit all over him (clean up on aisle ig live)

so they got michael b jordan having to explain himself now.
you remember ( x this entry )?
after all that backlash,
he got on his ig live to set the record straight…
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michael b jordan is on that boat to talk about his meatballs

everyone wants to know who michael b jordan is fucking.
i mean,
we all do.
the thing is,
michael claims he likes black vixens,
but gets allegedly caught up with “others”.
the racially ambiguous and snow bunnies.

so when the black vixens saw these pictures on “the shade room”

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Issa Rae and Michael B Jordan Do “Actors On Actors”

i was wondering what ^this shoot was about too.
they look so cute together.
i’ve been meaning to watch this “actors on actors” interview.
you know i love issa rae and i love michael b jordan and his bawdy.
so i got around to watching it last night and…
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Michael B Jordan Does Essence Magazine (and My Burning Loins)

you know what i love?
when folks ain’t feeling a wolf i’m attracted to.
whew!
well not everyone is feeling michael b jordan.
his recent “essence magazine” spread tho…
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Michael B Jordan Invents “Criceps” In This Shirt He Got On

criceps (v): when tears come out your eyes due to amount of muscles someone has.

when folks say to me that michael b jordan isn’t fine,
i seriously question if i’m looking at the right wolf.
i mean the wolf done glo’d tf up from “the wire”.
well michael had a photocall in cannes for his new movie,
“fahrenheit 451”.
i mean…
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