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How To Go From “10” to “-1” In My Foxhole

Screen Shot 2016-06-06 at 6.15.38 PMnot everyone will like “us”.
it’s a hard pill to swallow,
but we aren’t for everyone.
it’s not even sexuality either.
we won’t be liked because of our:

skin tone
views
simply because we woke up in the morning

not everyone will like “the foxhole” either.
well i read this comment today and was truly disgusted.
it’s about christopher “killa cam” matthews.
“the vegan wolf”.
well one of the foxholers had an alleged run in with him.
well…
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Jonathan Gilberto Is My Kind of (Emotionally Blocked) Wolf

Screen Shot 2016-05-22 at 9.11.18 AMso you already know how i feel about jonathan gilberto.
don’t forget the “h”.
from a physical standpoint…
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My Prom Dress Has Mud On It Now

tumblr_inline_ni728n3ItM1t05gs7prom is always a vixen’s dream.
the wolves…
eh.
most of them just trying to get laid at the end of the night.
the vixens tho…
they usually go all out so their night can be absolutely magical.
…and then get laid after.
well that is what tayja jones,
a high schooler from pa,
was trying to accomplish on her prom night.
this was what she wore
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You’re Ugly and Doomed If You’re Dark Skinned

0f6cc0ddde5e7e5fcd1c74cd213cf3c9well i didn’t say it.
so it seems if you don’t pass the paper bag test of life,
or if you don’t turn red if you get slapped in the face,
then you are doomed to a life of despair.
that and working the counter at some fast food restaurant.
yes foxhole.
life ain’t pretty if you are of the dark skinned complexion.
well for vixens anyway.
the wolves are “mandingo warriors who beat the coochie up on the low”.
in our side of the forest:

drake complected
light skinned tears
tatts

extreme amounts of narcissism

…pass the test.
am i wrong?
so a foxholer sent me the following story.
it was about a dark skinned vixen and our people who hated on her.
she was featured in this video with her ex boyfriend for “elite daily”.
check it out and then see what they said about her via blackgirllonghair
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You Look Like A Bitch (That’s Why He Didn’t Holla)

tumblr_mak2gbblmV1qhthpmo1_400so i got my explanation today.
i have been wondering what is wrong with me?
why don’t wolves ever try and get with me?
lately i have been getting hit on tho.
just the other night,
this old wolf tried to get my foxtail.
he disguised it as:

“do you make web pages?”

like…
who does that hard labor anymore?
this ain’t myspace!
well one of my home-vixens explained it to me tonight.
i get it.
i guess…
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