Tag: Mario
Aaron Maybin Should Break Me In
… and all I can picture is the sight I saw when he had on a wife beater,
lips all pink and moist,
muscles rippling,
and his body in full “Needs To Be Fucked” mode.
If his body is a temple,
then that muthafucka’s name should really be Aztec.
Who Want It? (Mario Kart Edition)
Let’s take it to a lighthearted post…
You see this game here?
Ima get a little cocky right now.
NO ONE…
and I repeat…
NO ONE can see me in this game.
I am the almighty…
Shit, eternal…
CHAMPION GOD FOX …. of Mario Kart…
Can I Play With Your Joystick?
I don’t mean to brag but,
I am a Mario Kart/Street Fighter champion muthafucka.
No one who has EVER tried to play me has won successfully.
I’m the illy.
Yet,
when it comes to tryna find that Wolf that I can rock his joystick,
I am not as good as others.
Are video games the same as trying to find love?
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