Eloseeoh Doesn’t Want Any Of The Gays Looking At His Meat

handsome with #hairgoals,
but filtered to oblivion.
of course,
there is a big ol “but” to this entry.
so i never heard of ^this attentionisto before.
his name is “eloseeoh”,
and of course,
he loves the attention

…but he only wants it from straight vixens.
tumblr blog,
letsspillsomtea2,
posted ( x this video ) from his “onlyfans” page.
eloseeoh sent an alleged message that went something like this…
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Emails From Males Who Are Mad To Be On The Foxhole

foxholers always ask me,
especially on the ig foxhole:

“Why don’t you ever tag names on your posts?”

in a perfect world,
i’d love to spread the “this is who this is” love.
in return,
they’d show me love and we’d live in a forest of peace,
harmony,
and promotional networking.
this ain’t a perfect world tho.
98%
of these males don’t even say “thank you”.
the only time i hear from them is:

“I GOOGLED MYSELF AND SAW YOUR ENTRIES ON ME!”

…which leads into the email i got this morning…

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Don’t Get Mad At The Grammys (Get Mad At Yourself?)

i saw all the outrage after the grammys.
“we” were mad some of our favorites got snubbed.
it may have been faux outrage.
that’s open for opinion.
i know one thing tho…

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When You Forget To Say “No Homo” Touching A Straight Wolf

no homo.
pause.
“i ain’t gay but…”
all the things the straight wolves say as disclaimers for their sexualities.
since i’m gay,
and i know plenty of straight wolves,
i’m caught saying those phrases to make sure they’re not offended.

“nah,
it’s okay.
you don’t have to say that with me” – they say.

…that is “until”.
well i saw a video today where a snow wolf had a heavy temper tantrum.
chairman of the pa. house state government committee,
rep. daryl metcalfe,
had an outburst because democratic chairman,
matt bradford,
touched him.
this is what happened…
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Lance Gross Doesn’t Do The Right Thing For Ya’ll With This Missing Beard

listen…
i don’t know if it’s fatherhood,
or that fur he put on top of his head,
but lance gross got finer than usual.
i mean,
he has always been fine,
but something is different about him.
lance is also one of the “00s sexy dark wolf” pioneers.
kofi seems to have snatched that title,
but lance is still a teenage chocolate dream.

well i think everyone forgot lance is an acting wolf.
he had to shave his mustache and beard for a recent role.
he put up this new picture of the final result and well…
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The New Problem With The Word “Girl”

i found the following entry funny.
well,
an acquaintance of mine straight contradicted herself today.
i’ll get into that in a minute.
so it started with an article in the “new york times” about magic johnson’s cub,
ej johnson.
he proclaimed is a rich “girl”.
i didn’t say it.
he did.
according to him,
he isn’t “some other rich girl trying to get a show”.
this is a snippet of the article…
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