… although could they have Beyonce, Jay Z, and Kanye on the nominees list anymore?
And why don’t they just hand the award to Nicki Minaj?
WTF is up with that Video of the Year category?

Jamari is lost.

Continue reading “I Want To Go To The BET Awards 2012!” →

I love him.
No seriously, I do…
Triple A has always been on my secret “Daddy” list…
and now I’ll share my fantasy with my lovely readers…

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… NBA Players who are currently on a lockout that is.

Yeah Jay…
Why you gotta do em like that…

Continue reading “Jay-Z Ain’t Got No Time For Dem Hoez” →

What is this corny little boy trying to handle something like this???

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I am part time stalking Romeo.
Ever since he debuted on DTWS,
I have been on peen patrol.
I swear….
He is getting finer by the minute….

And do you see his cocky ass always trying to be shirtless?

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Looking out the hotel window, covered in a robe, I dazed out into the Hollywood Hills.
This was Hollywood.
Lights, camera, action…
I finally bagged a baller and he flew me out to enjoy the VIP of Allstar.
He did him, I did me… and then we did each other later on.
I went to the greatest parties, hung out with the biggest celebs, and got the best dick from HIM.

What more could I ask for?

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I am sure that was the story of some lucky Fox out in Los Angeles this weekend.
All the Vixens wore their best “Cum Fuck Me” pumps in hopes to bag some baller for a night of fun.

Here is WHY some of them played themselves this weekend.

Continue reading “Went to Allstar and All I got was This Lousy Shirt” →