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guess who lizzo’s favorite person in the whole f’n world is?

lawd ham mercy,
this hasn’t been the greatest of weeks for lizzo.
some folks didn’t take her ( x “twerk for my ancestors” ) statement well,
but what she said when she met chris brown didn’t score high for her as well.
apparently,
she said this when she met chris brown the other day…

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lizzo twerks for our ancestors who couldn’t twerk for their (sexual) freedom

when lizzo first came out with “juicy”,
i was obsessed.
i’ll be 100:

This big vixen is killing it.
She is dancing,
talented,
and giving no fucks with her lyrics.

in 2019,
i think i listened to her debut album every day going to that hell hole of a last job.
in 2020,
i think i saw every inch of lizzo’s naked ass.
if it wasn’t twerking then it was being naked for the gram.
it started to become repetitive and redundant.
well in 2021,
lizzo had a ted talk where she explained why she twerks and via “the jasmine brand“…

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jason lee thinks tyra and lizzo is fat but he is “thick ‘n’ juicy”

i can understand criticizing someone,
but let’s not throw stones from a glass crib.
blogger and host of “hollywood unlocked“,
jason lee,
did that while speaking to ts madison on a live situation.
he compared tyra banks to lizzo by saying she was getting “fat”.
this is how it went down…
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you will not hold lizzo and her cheeks down!

i like lizzo,
but i think there is a time and place for everything.
as you know,
lizzo caused serious controversy when she had her cheeks out in a thong.
only thing is,
she did it at a basketball game where she did a full twerk to her song…

they cut to the next scene so fast.
she got dragged for her antics so she released a statement via her ig live

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did lizzo forget iggy azalea was on that “fancy” song too?

do we still listen to iggy azalea?
i never did.
she never could rap to me:

…and her lack of humility turned me off.
lizzo seems to have forgotten her as well.
it’s getting her dragged by iggy stans.
i didn’t know she was still poppin’ like that.
she posted this on her twitter today:

which caused iggy to allegedly respond and then delete

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lizzo and her truth hurts azealia banks

i’m really into lizzo.
when i first heard “juice“,
you know i was sold.
( x see that entry here )
i listen to her album,
cuz i love you“,
on repeat for hours at a time.
well lizzo got her first #1 with her song,
truth hurts“…

 

which is one of my favs.
i didn’t realize that video was released in 2017.
azealia banks was so overwhelmed with such emotion,
this is what she allegedly posted on ig

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