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Sorry, But You Gave Him Dome Way Before The “Suing” Grace Period.

kevin-clash-elmokevin clash got down on his knees today.
he was saved by time.
i guess it’s back to your respective corners boys.
looks like you won’t be getting on that check you were waiting on…

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…and Another One Comes Forward To Claim “He Touched Me Too!”

1353429956_kevin-clash-articleif this case doesn’t just scream:

NON-DISCLOSURE AGREEMENT

…or

DEAL WITH PEOPLE WHO ALSO HAVE SOMETHING TO LOSE

i don’t know what else.
kevin clash has been slapped with a fifth lawsuit.
yes another one…

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Too Much Time Has Passed Since I Touched Those Little Boys!

elmo has made a statement.
left me looking like when i read it:

i hope he wasn’t being serious…

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One of The Hyena’s In This Elmo Case Is An Expert Booty Popper

i don’t know what this has to do with the case,
but i guess this is evidence

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Do You Want People To Know You Like To Clean A Nice Thick Hard Pipe… With Your Mouth?

everyone has secrets.
if you didn’t,
you wouldn’t be human.
you know the wolf who is living down the hall from you?
the one you think is perfect with his well put together family?
the one you want to smash?
well, he is banging his assistant.
oh, guess what?
it happens to be a fox.
his wife doesn’t care.
their marriage has been over months ago.
she is fucking his brother.
what about that vixen you always see in the morning?
you know, the pretty one?
well, she is a sex addict and had a train ran on her the night before.
yup.
shocking huh?
or, is it just life?
we all have something that we are keeping secret.
you are reading this site now,
so you may already have a secret.
some of our secrets are big; others are corny.
we all have something we don’t want other people to know.
everyone.
so i started to wonder…

How big are your secrets?

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Elmo’s Ex Boyfriend Comes To His Rescue

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when things go wrong,
it helps that you have someone who would have your back.
elmo has his first friend to walk with him throughout these flames.
an f-bi sent this in and it is a bitter sweet cosign…

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