justin timberlake looks awful.
absolutely awful.
or did he always look like ^this and i wasn’t paying attention?
i don’t remember him looking so “town and country”.
anywho,
i listened to “man on the woods” at work yesterday and well…

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 justin timberlake is tryyyyyyying not to return to his banishment.
he trying hard,
ain’t he?
well justin released a third single for us.
the first two were cancelled for noise pollution.
this one is called “say something” featuring chris stapleton.
well…
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so i guess “filthy” didn’t work so they’re trying something new.
justin timberlake has a new song/video for us.
it’s called “supplies” and well…
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someone asked me at work today:

“Sooooo…
What do you think of the new JT?”

i don’t think of jt at all.
unless it’s for a foxhole entry,
of course.
i saw this:

…and i figured he went “white” on us.
“it feels like mountains,
trees,
campfires,
like
wild west…
but nah.”
wasn’t remotely interested.
so i said i’d check out his latest video “filthy” and…
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2004.
i remember i saw ^that incident live.
“nipplegate” starring janet and justin timberlake.
i was at my homeboys crib for that superbowl.
it happened so fast.
i think i blinked mid titty.
i got mad calls right after like…
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^that is what started the “justin timberlake” dragging last night.
oh justin.
why didn’t you just keep quiet?
a few stones would have blown over.
now they rolling boulders over your ass.
it got so bad,
justin had to back peddle because he was running out of hair follicles.
well tank,
in a very random defense,
decided to jump in the dragging to save justin timberlake.
this is what he posted on his instagram…
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