jussie smollet adds a new story line to our IG programming

jussie smollett like if he can’t play jamal lyon on “empire” anymore,
the least he can do is keep us entertained with a story line.

…and ya know whatttttttttt?

i’ll allow it because shit has been kinda boring.
influencers been doing the most; OF attentionistos been doing the least.
we might need jussie to spice it up for 2026.
when i saw jussie performing at a pride event in harlem:

@stoppfeenin

“woaHOhOhOh” LMFAOOOO

♬ winter – SilentWoods

i said to myself,
i said,
self:

AT LEAST HE AIN’T STILL DRIVING US BANANAS TALKING ABOUT HIS 2019/GAY TUPAC HATE CRIME.

jussie be like a dog to a bone with that shit.
all of us who been tired of hearing about it:

the last thing i heard was he got engaged to ^that cutie in the above picture.
his name is jabari redd.
come to find out,
that engagement been over and jussie is banging a new alleged prospect

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so who is watching that jussie smollett doc on netflix?

i got a question for the Foxhole:

are we taking time out of our schedules to watch this documentary on jussie smollett?

don’t raise your paws fast enough now.
this is the trailer:

oh good Lord.
i’ll be 110% with you…

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we will never hear the words “gay tupac” or “jussie smollett hate crime” again

The ghost of scandals past finally laid to rest.

in today’s “things that happened last decade…” news,
jussie smollett’s saga has officially come to an end,
courtesy of the illinois supreme court.

per tmz…

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jussie smollett’s powers is he can bring the dead back to life

Hot damn hoe,
here we go again?

jussie smollett could be pushing 80,
but is still clinging to “noose during sub zero temps-gate” like it’s his last claim to fame.

just when we thought we could finally leave 2019 in the past,
he wants to reels us back in.

It’s like this dead scandal will forever haunt us.

so jussie’s got a new movie with aunt viv called the last holiday,
but instead of hyping that up and leaving “that incident” buried,
he drops a whole people magazine interview rehashing it…

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b-boy blues gets a release date and i say “finally”

as you know,
during all this jussie smollett/subway-gate mess,
i’ve been more concerned with “b-boy blues“.
that is one of my favorite “coming of age” books i read.
with all the mess happening with jussie,
it overshadowed the book’s movie adaptation.
since his recent down time,
he seems to have been working on a way for us to watch.
the foxhole alerted me on when to set my reminders app…

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JUSSIE SMOLLETT IS FULL OF RELEASES SINCE HIS RELEASE (THANK YOU GOD)

i feel like i conjure up jussie smollett tbh.
every time that i say to myself that i haven’t heard from him,
he tends to pop up with the “hey big head” on my ass.
so he released a new song called “thank you God” since his release…
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